You are sitting by a fire in a small, cozy study.
It's night, and you're wearing a comfortable red
robe. In your right hand is a ball of wax. In your
left is a glass of your favourite drink. You set to
thinking about GHOST BEAVER KICK - THE MOVIE.
You think: if GHOST BEAVER KICK - THE MOVIE had a
logline, it would be --
woodsman and his robotic friend must stop an
evil organisation from destroying the
Hey, that's pretty good!
You furrow your brow a little, and think harder.
If GHOST BEAVER KICK - THE
MOVIE needed a synopsis, it would go something like...
The year is 2098. The place is Canada. The
man is Ghost Beaver Kick. The beaver is a
After the evil Moonitsu organisation connects
the Earth and Moon together with a giant space
magnet, Ghost Beaver Kick and his best friend,
Sigma, fight back to save the Earth, the Moon,
With the help of their beaver friend Mr.
Maples, Ghost Beaver Kick and Sigma will face
off against ninjas, raiders, lizardmen, and
enthusiastic snowmobilers in their attempt to
get from Northern Ontario to Southern Ontario.
There, the team must face not only the
nefarious organisation and its leader The
Business, but also the reasons for a
Ghost Beaver Kick is a story about bravery,
courage, heart, and the flammability of
My goodness! You're on a roll! Now, using all your
cranial strength, you surmise:
Ghost Beaver Kick - The Movie is a short
comedic film made for public screening,
physical and digital distribution, and
submission into film festivals.
Shooting will took place in Mattawa,
North Bay, Redbridge, and Sundridge Ontario
between December 2017 and August 2018.
For sponsors of the film, 50 limited edition
VHS tapes will be created, complete with a
beautiful technicolor sleeve and a code for a
Your brain is a well-lubricated machine, spinning
along at subsonic speeds.
You decide not to waste this - there are things to
think of other than GHOST BEAVER KICK - THE MOVIE. You
turn your attention to the wax in your hand and the
room around you.
How did you get here?
Without warning, your brain seizes up, your robe
comes undone, and the wax in your hand melts,
declaring the birth of modern philosophy and sending
the world into a Godless existential crisis in which
man must look to himself to find meaning amongst the
Great. Thanks a lot.